What have I been up to lately???...why im glad you asked.

So yeah it's been a minute since i blogged, i got a little discouraged. but FUCK IT!!!WE'RE DOIN IT LIVE!  I think my last post was on November 9th or something so almost a month has passed.....so much fun since then tho.

                                                     
First was my son's bday party...which needless to say was awesome.  I enjoyed watchin him play with his White cousins! my Grannie was there...i love her...she's a G.  Putch scored with the gifts...got everything he wanted and he deserves it!

And now onto the less wholesome stories.............

This picture was taken on November 13 when the Chicago Bears played Detroit.  I know that this pic looks pretty tame and you might be saying to yourself  "Whats so unwholesome about this,just looks like a bunch of friends enjoying a football game.what could possibly go wrong???"......im glad you asked....apparently no one took any pics past like 8PM when shit got weird as follows:

1)a bottle of seagram's was brought out

2)a bottle of jagermeister was brought out.

3)more beer was purchased

4)lynch got peed on by the dog upstairs while out on our balcony

5)jon peed in the tub

6)someone put on the talking heads, all hell breaks loose

7)lynch passes out in the bathroom

8)colin and kevin have a slap-off

9)rudolph visited

10)randoms showed up

.......sunday nights get rough

And then there was.......this...............

.....The 3rd Annual Ugly Sweater Party hosted by Mike and Gina.  and for those of you who are white and may not be aware of what is transpiring in the above photo it's the soul train line. Every great party must have one. I had one at my wedding.

Soul Train Line Tutorial

Step 1: gather with your best friends at a party.

Step 2: slam apple pie shots for three hours straight.

Step 3: turn on some music.

Step 4: form two parallel lines facing each other.

Step 5: take turns in order dancing down the center with your best novelty dance move (see above picture)

Step 6: repeat step 5 until something gets broken.like colins tooth.

Someone at the party, i dont remember who, asked me what a soul train line was and i thought i was dreaming....i thought EVERYONE knows what a soul train line is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...hence the tutorial just in case you need to be informed.try it at your next party you wont be sorry.unless you take your clothes off and we are there w camera phones.......Jose...........



oh yeah then there was this.........



Done with Sharpies btw.

Then this..................



Did i mention this?...............fuck my life.

 

needless to say it got weird really fast...... Happy Holidays!