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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C ....That spells "Adele"

Adele at the age of 5.



i know i've briefly ranted about this bitch already on FB but goddamit every time i turn on the radio one of her sorry ass songs are on.  They're not empowering....like at all...so idk why she's so popular right meow.  yeah she has a nice voice but why waste all that breath singing sad sad it-didnt-work-out songs. and yeah i suppose she's doing okay now because her sad saddy poo album went gold or platinum or whatever...but seriously girls...dont put yourselves out there like THAT. if adele were my friend i'd tell her "look, put down your stupid dolphin and unicorn stickered lyric book,make a hair appointment, a nail appointment, and a waxing appointment (because i know all you've been doing in the shower is crying...not shaving), get dressed in your hoe-iest outfit and go to the club.no you dont have to suck anything,just chill and see how many guys talk to you.it'll boost your ego and self esteem alittle and maybe that'll help you stop eating Betty Crocker Vanilla Frosting straight from the can."

Leggings: A Camel Toe Conundrum.....


Somewhere in the Middle East...a camel lost it's toe for this outfit.

I plead guilty! I've worn leggings as pants. Why not??? They weren't see through......and despite the fact that i may or may not have been camel-toeing I looked pretty cool. I think. So here's my dilemma.......IS IT EVER OK TO WEAR LEGGINGS AS PANTS??? i mean what the fuck? when i was in grammar school i owned spandex PANTS in practically every color. Leggings are the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING. same material. same skin-tightness. same quirky colors.  so why am i reading that its a no-no to wear leggings with a top that doesn't go past your butt? If it's because my vagina will seem to be smiling at everyone, that's lame...i can think of WAY worse things, i.e. if i weighed a buck eighty five AND THEN decided to wear leggings as pants. In which case my shit would look like a Texas Donut through my leggings.  Ladies...can i get some answers???? do you ever wear leggings this way??? Or am I just being a hoodrat?