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| Adele at the age of 5. |
i know i've briefly ranted about this bitch already on FB but goddamit every time i turn on the radio one of her sorry ass songs are on. They're not empowering....like at all...so idk why she's so popular right meow. yeah she has a nice voice but why waste all that breath singing sad sad it-didnt-work-out songs. and yeah i suppose she's doing okay now because her sad saddy poo album went gold or platinum or whatever...but seriously girls...dont put yourselves out there like THAT. if adele were my friend i'd tell her "look, put down your stupid dolphin and unicorn stickered lyric book,make a hair appointment, a nail appointment, and a waxing appointment (because i know all you've been doing in the shower is crying...not shaving), get dressed in your hoe-iest outfit and go to the club.no you dont have to suck anything,just chill and see how many guys talk to you.it'll boost your ego and self esteem alittle and maybe that'll help you stop eating Betty Crocker Vanilla Frosting straight from the can."
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